fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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