There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms