you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm sobbing to NWA
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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