i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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