Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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