who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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