Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Houston, we have a blender
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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