5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So much Jack, so little girl.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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