I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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