Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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