I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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