p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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