so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
