she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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