At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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