what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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