Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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