And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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