I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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