return my video game
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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