I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My feet surprised me
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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