Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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