i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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