Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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