glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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