Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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