He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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