Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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