I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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