1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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