we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
wow bdsm is so cute
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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