I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
what day is it and did you see me today?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's never too late to be topless.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
