I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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