Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
