god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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