So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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