i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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