he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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