Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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