just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I want to fling myself into the sun
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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