She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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