You're so nebulous sometimes
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
