I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's shark week go big or go home
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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