Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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