week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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