i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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