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Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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