I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Damn victory sex feels great
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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