I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
