Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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