This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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