My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
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