we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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