She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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