I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
...so i touched it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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