just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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